Howie Cohen, Whose Alka-Seltzer Ads Spawned Catchphrases, Dies at 81

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Media|Howie Cohen, Whose Alka-Seltzer Ads Spawned Catchphrases, Dies at 81

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A copywriter, he and a partner in 1972 came up with “Try it, you’ll like it” and “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.” Soon, sales were, well, fizzing again.

Howie Cohen standing outdoors in black short-sleeved shirt amid greenery and holding a copy of his memoir, "I Can't Believe I Lived the Whole Thing," with the word "Ate" crossed out and replaced by "Lived."
Howie Cohen in 2019 holding a copy of his memoir. About 85 percent of Americans said they could identify with his slogan “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” (though the original line actually had it as “that” thing).Credit...Red Rascal Press, via PRN Newswire

Sam Roberts

Aug. 9, 2024, 5:21 p.m. ET

Howie Cohen, an advertising copywriter, often said he was congenitally familiar with indigestion. So perhaps it was only natural that in the 1970s, he, along with an ad agency colleague, would conjure up a catchy slogan that would not only sell more Alka-Seltzer but also become an American pop culture punchline: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”

That bedside lament, spoken by the comedian and dialectician Milt Moss — he actually said that thing on camera — vaulted from a 30-second TV commercial to sweatshirts, supermarket windows and even church marquees.

It proved even more popular than “Try it, you’ll like it,” the first catchphrase for Alka-Seltzer that Mr. Cohen coined with his business partner, Bob Pasqualina, an art director at the Manhattan agency Wells Rich Greene.

Mr. Cohen, who helped popularize products and companies like Petco (“Where the pets go”) and the fast-food chain Jack in the Box (exploding its clown mascot in a TV commercial in announcing a new, more sophisticated menu), died on March 2 at his home in Los Angeles. He was 81.


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